Awaken http://www.theawakenguild.com/ The official Awaken guild website on WoW Destromath-US PVP Server en Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:27:10 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.theawakenguild.com/images/nocturnal/misc/rss.jpg Awaken http://www.theawakenguild.com/ <![CDATA[[audio] U.S. To Slow Down Relationship With Uruguay]]> http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47601&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Image: http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Y0_4lCT2kHs81i1MwXDDvdF_FW4/0/di (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Y0_4lCT2kHs81i1MwXDDvdF_FW4/0/da)... Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47600 Man Arriving Early To Party To Walk Up And Down Street For 10 Minutes http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47599&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT MEDFORD, MA—After arriving early for a coworker's party Friday evening and wishing to avoid an awkward entrance, 29-year-old Scott Harrington reportedly devised a plan to walk back and forth along the residential street for 10 additional minutes.Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47599 <![CDATA[Department Of Just Saying: 'Been A While Since An Athlete Has Died During A Game']]> http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47598&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT WASHINGTON—In a report written in collaboration with the Bureau of Just Throwing It Out There, the Department of Just Saying noted Wednesday that it had been a good long while since an athlete had died on the field during a major sporting event.Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47597 Infographic: Original Kermit Donated To Smithsonian http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47596&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Last week, Jane Henson, widow of Jim Henson, donated 10 Muppets to the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History, including the original Kermit. Here are some of the other things donated to the museum in the past six months:Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47596 <![CDATA[[video] In Focus: Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South]]> http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47595&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Texas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass south of them instead.Image:... Texas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass south of them instead.Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47595 Statshot: What Are Our Favorite Small-Batch Beverages? http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47594&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Image: http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zJLFD1tbPwhbWsMjTAZUfuVK-Pk/0/di (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/zJLFD1tbPwhbWsMjTAZUfuVK-Pk/0/da)... Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47594 <![CDATA[[audio] Hollywood Diet Secrets Have Fallen Into Non-Celebrity Hands]]> http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47593&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Image: http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ILwrz1yLk5nmASEcTPetDvDH-qQ/0/di (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ILwrz1yLk5nmASEcTPetDvDH-qQ/0/da)... Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47593 8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47592&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT NEW YORK—At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having simultaneously realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47592 Pentagon Ripped Off By Shady Weapons Dealer http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47591&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT ARLINGTON, VA—Defense Secretary Robert Gates admitted losing $192 million in defense funds Tuesday when he unwittingly purchased a large number of bogus BGM-109 Tomahawk missiles from a disreputable arms dealer known only as "Steve." ...Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47591 <![CDATA[Opinion: Sorry, I'm Just Really Bad With Names And Faces Of People Who Are Not Attrac]]> http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47590&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Hi, how do you do? I'm Michael. Pleased to meet you. What? We've met three times before? Really! Well, how embarrassing.Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47590 American Voices: Menopause Meds May Harm Kids http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47589&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT The Food and Drug Administration has warned that Evamist, a prescription spray used to control hot flashes in menopausal women, may cause premature... The Food and Drug Administration has warned that Evamist, a prescription spray used to control hot flashes in menopausal women, may cause premature breast development in children.Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47589 <![CDATA[[audio] Area Man Less Capable Than Own Watch]]> http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47588&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Image: http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/dYOFe08e01ETlAsmVLr8PRKSJfc/0/di (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/dYOFe08e01ETlAsmVLr8PRKSJfc/0/da)... Click the image to open in full size.
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More... ]]> The Onion TheOnionbot http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47588 <![CDATA[[video] Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season]]> http://www.theawakenguild.com/showthread.php?t=47587&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMT Chris Lukawski, a longtime devotee of the Packers and beer, is confident his battered liver and family can handle another NFL season of unrestrained... Chris Lukawski, a longtime devotee of the Packers and beer, is confident his battered liver and family can handle another NFL season of unrestrained alcohol consumption.Click the image to open in full size.
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